Tall, Lanky and Socially Impaired

I'm a 16 year old who enjoys Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin and Attack on Titan. None of which I know enough about to SERIOUSLY nerd out about.

And then we come to Bionicle... now that's a COMPLETELY different story!

laughingsquid:

Wonderfully Surreal Metal Sculptures of Sharks Fused With Guns

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

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gwylock1:


>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

I was agreeing with this for the first two lines…….. 

gwylock1:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

I was agreeing with this for the first two lines…….. 

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pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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visualstyles:

mayabajxo:

These are such a perfect description of society

I thought we agreed to never be creative again

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pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

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timelordblogging:

lumos5001:

IT ISN’T TORCHWOOD BUT I’D WATCH THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!!

CLARIFICATION! THIS IS NOT A SPIN-OFF ANNOUNCEMENT, MERELY JEMMA REDGRAVE VOICING SHE REALLY WOULD LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN. STILL, COOL IDEA

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deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

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newandclassicwho:

"Mum, Dad… I’m a disguise of the Master”

"God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Portreeve!"

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Doctor Who + references in other television shows

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intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

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ampora-roll:

Yes this is why I came to tumblr

ampora-roll:

Yes this is why I came to tumblr

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